8 khaiye nahi jaian ge

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 557 views
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