Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 718 views

Pathan

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

BBC Reporter Pathan Se

BBC Reporter Pathan Se:
Ye Batayien K Platform Pr
Kharay Saray Pathan Kese Maray?

Pathan: Ek Elaan Hua K Train Platform Par Aa Rahi Hai
Sab Ne Patri Par Chlang Laga Di

Reporter: Phir Aap Kese Bach Gye?

Pathan: Mein Khudkushi K Liye Patri Par Leta Tha
Ye Elaan Suna To Mein
Platform Par Ja Kr Lait Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Aur Banta

Santa Aur Banta Shehar Mein Aaye Aur Zindagi Mein Pehli Baar Rikshaw Dekha. Santa Rikshaw Dekh Ke Bola.

Santa: “ Dekho Kitna Chhota Taanga Hai ”

Banta: “ Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jesa Dikhta Hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cofee Hot rs.20 cold rs.40

Santa aur banta cofee house me :
santa:jaldi pi,cofee thandhi ho jaegi
banta:to kia howa?

Santa:bewakuf card par likha tha hot cofee 20 ki aur cold 40 ki

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Student

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)