First Day of college
First Day of college.
.
.
Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right
next to
him, & he writes on paper
“i love you, do you love me ?”
.
.
She replies”No”
.
.
he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer
&
passed same paper to another girl
sitting left
to him.
And she replies”Yes”
.
.
Moral of the story is:
RECYCLE PAPER
and
save trees, save earth..:p:p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 962 views
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