Humans r Soluble in water
A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
"Humans r Soluble in water"
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 945 views
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