Girl in Burkha
Grl in Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!
Grl-Tere Ghar,
Boy-Main bhi aata Hu
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Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi
Apni
bahen ko Chedta hai….lolz
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 717 views
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B - You are the Best,
C - You are Cute,
D - You are Dear to Me,
E - You are Excellent,
F - You are Funny,
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H - Hehehe,
I - I'm,
J - JOKING.
Happy April Fool Day!
by lescol (few years ago!)
Sabse Himmat Wala Insaan Kaun?
Socho?
Nahi Pata,
Sabse Himmat Wala Insaan Wo Hai,
Jo Dast Lagne Ke Baad Bhi, Paad Marne Ka Risk Leta Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez
kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legaye.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
"Main toh aaya hi nahi tha
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Larkay waly:
bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.
Larki walay:
Nai abi larki parh ri hy
Larkay walay:
To hamara larka kon sa kaka hy jo kitabein phaar dy ga:-).
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Girl PATHAN se
Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja?
Pathan:O humne tumko call kia thaus me baji boli plz TRY LETTER.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
santa class me gadha lekar aaya,
teacher kyu lekar aaye ho,
sir aapne hi kaha tha ki aap gadhe ko bhi inssan bana dete hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
All Husbands are like Bluetooth….
Always connected when wife is around…
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!
by A. Sami (few years ago!)