kya kar rahe ho?
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
:-O
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