Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
:-O

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 1208 views

Mr. See and Mr. Saw

Mr. See and Mr. Saw.

One day Mr. See saw sea & Mr. Saw didn’t see sea.

See saw sea & jumped in sea.

Saw didn’t see sea but jumped in sea.

See saw Saw in sea & Saw saw See in sea.

See Saw both saw sea & both Saw & See were happy to see sea.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Three men were flying

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.

After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Jag (few years ago!)

Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ka Apni Girlfriend Se Tang Aakar Uspar Likha Gaya Ek Sher

Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Par Hua, To Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi,

Ek To Jhella Nahi Jata, Dusra Aa Gaya To Kya Halat Hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girls are like internet virus!

Girls are like an internet virus:

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Girl Checks Her Weight

A Girl Checks Her Weight And The Machine Display 56kg .
After Removes Sandal = 54
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)