Phtan asked a doctor
Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai
Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye
Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 955 views
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