suniye g aap ka dost galat
Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: main kyon rokon? Us ne mujhe roka tha kya.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 925 views
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