suniye g aap ka dost galat

Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?

Husband: main kyon rokon? Us ne mujhe roka tha kya.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 924 views
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