Exam tha sar par aur
Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhna chor diya...
Wah Wah..
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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne parna chor diya..
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CID KA ACP tha toilet me..
Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..:p :O :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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