Larkiyan Kabhi Poori Baat Nahi Sunti
A Boy Was Driving A Car ,
A fat girl crossed him on a scooty .
He shouted, “OYE BHAINS”
Girl Turned Around And Shouted :
“Tu Ho Ga Gadhay! Kuttey Shakal Dekh Apni, Bander Kahin Ka !”
Suddenly Girl Ka Accident Ho Gaya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 736 views
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The old Man said:
Son! It was 1932,
The depth of the great Depression
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I Continued this for a Month,
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Hard Work is just Shit..Wow
Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.
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