Kahi Khushi Se Mar Hi Na Jaye Ye
Ek Ladke Ko Girls Hostel Mein Naukri Mil Gayi.
Do Mahine Baad Hostel Ki
Warden Ne Use Bulakar Kaha.
Warden: “Tum Apni Salary Nahi Lene Aaye?”
Ladka Chikhte Hue Bola: “Kyaaaaaa?, Salary Bhi Milegi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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(mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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howe kesa lagta hon
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Another Man Jumped In & Didn't Come Out..
A Sardar Watching From A Distance Concluded That.
."Human Being Is Soluble In Water"
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After Falling In Love: “Jeeney Laga
Hoon… Pehle Se Zeyda”
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After Break- Up Peeney Laga Hoon
Pehle Se Zeyada…”
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Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
Wah wah wah..
Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sardi me raat 3 baje pani me baraf daal k naha liya jaye to rang gora ho jata hai sb kehte hain kia norani chehra hai .
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Marhoom kaa
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Mrasiyon Ka Baba Mrnay Wala Tha
Us K Gird Sab Khamosh Bethay Thy,
Mahol Sogwaar Tha
Tou 1 Mrasi Bola:
Welay Bethay Aan,
Jidon Tk Baba Mrda Nai Dholki Waja Lo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.
Banta: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Santa: Battery low.
Banta: Send Kar...Sabko.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ligh jane k bad mombti le k wash room ja raha tha
aae dost
koi kamina phoonk mar k keh geya
happy birth day to you
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa’s Son?
B’coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)