Kahi Khushi Se Mar Hi Na Jaye Ye
Ek Ladke Ko Girls Hostel Mein Naukri Mil Gayi.
Do Mahine Baad Hostel Ki
Warden Ne Use Bulakar Kaha.
Warden: “Tum Apni Salary Nahi Lene Aaye?”
Ladka Chikhte Hue Bola: “Kyaaaaaa?, Salary Bhi Milegi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 813 views
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punjabi bol sakta tha....
Ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karne
k liye us se pucha....
Who r u ??
...Tota- i m parrot
admi- tum kon ho ??
Tota- mai tota hoon..
Admi- tu kon aein ??
Tota- teri bhen da khasam... Saleya
tenu ik war das te dita a k mai
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Sardar ko khawab me kisi ne qatal kardia
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Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!
Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!
Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!
Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!
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afraad ko saza!!
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