pathan or qabristan
pathan cycle par jaa rha tha key galti se qabristan
me ghuss gya aur jub bahir nikla toh bola
uffff.... khudaya ye konsa road tha jiss mein itna
jump tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 836 views
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