1 Pathan Ki Cycle Chori Hogai
1 Pathan Ki Cycle Chori Hogai
“Us Ne Alaan Kia”
Jis Ne Meri Cycle Churai He Wo Sham Tak Wapas Kr De.
Warna Me Wohi Kronga
Jo Mere Abo Jan Ne Kia Tha”.
Sham Se Pehle Us Admi Ne Cycle Wapas Krdi,
Or Pocha
“Ap K Walid Sahab Ne Kia Kia Tha ? Pathan Ne Jawab Dya!
“Unho Ne Dosri Cycle Khareed Li Thi”..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views
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