Married Women Vs Single Women

Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Tumhe Phansi Hogi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

Police: Kyu hass rahe ho..

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 women:

3 women:
Topic: Husbnds se kaam krwana

American:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tum pakao gy
2nd din us ne kuch na kia
3rd din usne rost bna lia

German:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kro gy
2nd din wo chup raha,3rd din pora gar saaf tha

pakistani:
maine un se kaha k ainda kapry tum wash kro gy,apne sab kam khud kro gy

agly din mujhy kuch nazar na aya
2nd din bi kch nazar na aya
3rd din aankh ki sojan kuch utri to kch nazar aya..:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabh

Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi
Beta:"FACEBOOK"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Underwear dikhana plz

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
I MR YOU

“I MISS YOU”

.

.

.

.

.

soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia,

.

.

.

.

.

” I MR YOU “

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kamwali: Malkin

Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..

Malkin: Kyu?

Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa reading from book of facts

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka

Mujhse Wo Kahti Hai,
Ke Tumhari Zindagi Ko Jannat Bana Doongi.
.
.
.
Banani Usko Maggi Bhi Nahi Aati,
Confidence To Dekho Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mujhse Aage Nikal Ke To Dikha

Ek Din Santa Ke Ghar Mein Chor Aaya, Par Santa Ne Usko Dekh Liya To Chor Dar Ke Mare Bhag Gaya.

Santa Bhi Uske Piche Piche Bhagne Laga Aur Bhagte-Bhagte Chor Se Bhi Aage Nikal Gaya Aur Uski Taraf Dekh Ke Bola.

Santa: “Sale, Ek To Chori Uper Se Humse Race“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya

1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya aur Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi lagana bhol gaya:

Jab dukandar ko dia to Dukandar ne kaha: Iski to Topi nahi hai.



Pathan: Ye Quaid-e-Azam ki Garmion ki Tasveer hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

SARDAR building se gir gea

Pakistani: Mera beta

Auto Me Takli

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wa..

1bhikari ki lotry lagi

Bahen ki vidayi me uska chho..

Dost ke bewafai

Hazraat ...aik zaroori ellan..

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

Bhakt Ka Guzaris

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook