Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 612 views

Pathan

Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia
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Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela hogia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay

Purani Kahawat he ki sote samay tension ko
sath leke nahi sona chahiye Phir bhi log Pata
Nahi kyo Biwi ko sath leke sote ha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher
can kids of our age have kids

Teacher replied ” NO Never

Boy said to girl
see i told you not to worry

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dost asked to sardar

Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q jatay Ho?

Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr Bhag Gaya Tha..

Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa had twins;

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.

Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.

Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
...
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)