kia aap pagal ho?
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
Jawab sirf
HAAnN
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal
.
.
.
Kya Apke gharwale jante Hain k aap pagal ho?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 546 views
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