Pathan rat k andhery me cycle le k qabrstan me gus gia
45 min bad jab dosre gate se bahr nikla tu pasena pochte huwe bola ye kun sa road tha itne jump

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 811 views

Cream lagaya kar

Larka:tm kon si cream lagati ho
Larki khush ho k:koi nai
Larka to lagaya kar na kali

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut

Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut
gold chori karke bhag raha tha,
.
Ek gunge,
bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya,
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kalaa ke
le jaoonga"
.
.
Dusre din gaya,
Maal vahan nahin tha,
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahin janta..
.
Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo
gungo ki bhasha janta tha..
.
Chor Bola"isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahin to shoot kar
dunga.."
.
Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha
mein bola,
.
"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske
niche..
"Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya..
Usne Dost se puchha"Kya bolta
hai ??
.
Dost:" Bolta hai goli marde,
Main nahin bataunga..:p :D :O :D
Jisko Samajh Me Aaya Bas LiKE Thoko... Baaki dubara padho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

meray daant mei keera hay.

Shohar: Dr ne kaha hy k meray daant mei keera hay.

Bivi (tanz se):

Dr ne beemari tu sahi batai hay magar jaga ghalat bata di .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi….!!!

.

A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
P
Pakka Apple
Q:
Quetta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Wadda Apple
X:
X-xtra Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zndabad Apple

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jewish couple

An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation
in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct
pronunciation of Hawaii.
He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it
was Hawaii.
As soon as they landed they asked the first person
they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of
this island?"
"Havaii!", the man replied.
"Thanks", answered the man.
"You're Velcome," the man replied.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)