Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?

Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 866 views

Thanks giving Day?

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.


Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."


"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanks giving Day?"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?"

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.


Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.



Pathan Bola:

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Propose in New Style

Propose in New Style

Boy To Girl: “Main Aapse Frindship Karna Chahta Hoon”

Girl: “Par Meri Sagai Ho Gayi Hai”

Boy: “Fir Behan Ban Ke Apni Kisi Saheli Se Hi Setting Karva De.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Happily marriage

How do you express two words,with exactly the
opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any
guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

America ki soch

America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,

Ab aage kya karna he ?????

China ki soch - Hum 90% Dunia ki market pe raj kar rahe he,

Ab baaki par kese kare ?????

Hum Bhartiyo ki soch - 12 baje light gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi ,

Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aayi,

Matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi ?????

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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,

Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)