pathan
3 Pathan Raat Ko Car K
Derwaze Band Hony Ki Waja Se
Andar Hi Phans Gaye Thy ...
Aur Soch Rahe Thy k
Car Main Se Kaisy Nikla Jaye?
1st Pathan:
Yar Aisa Krty Hain k Engine k
Rasty Niklne Ki Koshish Krty Hain.
2nd Pathan:
O Nai Yar,
Diggi k Raste Niklty Hain.
Aur 3sra Jo Un 2no Ki Batain Sun Rha Tha, Bola:
Yar Jo Bhi Krna Hai,
Jaldi Karo Barish Hony Wali Hai,
Aur Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai
by nabeel (few years ago!) / 611 views
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