2 din ki zindagi

Kisi Danishwar Ne Sach Kaha Hy K,
Zindagi Do Din Ki Hy…!
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Saturday and Sunday
Baqi Din To Banda Zaleel Hota Hy.

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1881 views
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