Itni jansi kiun nikal rhi hain
Anti Misba: Tumari itni hansi kyu Nikal rhi hy?
Major Rohail: Tumara new dress dekh kar.
Anti Misba: Oh Acha! Is ka matlab tumne Abi new
dress ka BILL nhi dekha.
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