photo leni hai.
SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?
BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 746 views
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