Ghire hue badlo me teri yad ati
Ladka- Ghire hue badlo me teri yad ati h,
Saawan k ane me teri yad ati h,
Baris ki bundo me teri yad ati h,
Ladki- Haan haan muje yad hai teri Chatri deni hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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