Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?
santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai
mobile ka anguthe se.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 613 views

Dard Kahan Hai

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Walking 5 miles

When I was your age; I thought nothing of walking
5 miles to school.
I agree, I don't think much of it myself!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store...

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly "Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle."
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying "Broccoli, 25p a pound."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Height of teasing:

Height of teasing:

Pappu was sitting near the window&singing.

"kabutar ja ja ja"
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then Pappu's mom asked him:-
"Kya hua beta SMS pack khatam ho gaya kya??"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

James Bond buys a pan

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.



When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)