Girl vs boy friend
Girl apne boy friend se:me maa banne wali hun.
Boy:Nai
girl:are sun to dakan tere baap ne mujhe paros kia hai me teri maan banne wali hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 843 views
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