Girl vs boy friend

Girl apne boy friend se:me maa banne wali hun.

Boy:Nai

girl:are sun to dakan tere baap ne mujhe paros kia hai me teri maan banne wali hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 563 views
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