Memon Called A Newspaper Office
A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?
Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.
Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!
Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……
Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
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