Free Gift
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 901 views
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