Bhikari Pathan sy
Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.
Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.
Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views
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