Girl college

Pappu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job
and 1 big vehicle full of gals.
God: Bless u!
2day Pappu is a bus conductor of a Girls College.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 717 views
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