or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."

When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:

"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views

wrong no

Husband calls his wife

Nokrani ne call uthai

Husband: Begam se baat karwao

Nokrani: Woh tu sahab k sath so rahi hain

Husband: Sahab tu main hon Nokrani: Tu main kya karon Husband: Dono ko maar do After killing Nokrani: Lashon ka kya karon

Husband: Ghar k pechay naddi may phenk kr bhag jao

Nokrani: Ghar k pechay tu naddi nahi hai

Husband: Tu kya yeh 3530399 number nahi hai

Nokrani: Nahi

Husband: Sorry wrong number :-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Biwi Aur Premika

MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.

MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Long drive pe

Girl:hum kahan ja rahe hain?
Boy:long drive pe
girl:woow pehlay kiun nai btaya
boy:mujhe bi abi pata chala hai.
Girl:wo kaise?
Boy:break nai lag rahi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo

Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay?

Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Boy- I Love you.
.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

.
.
Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)