Aj aasman se pri aye gi
Baap: Munay, aaj aasman se ek pari aye gi or
tumhen aik choooti munni gift kar jaey gi.
Beta: O ja Abba, chawlan na maar, ammi nu jaldi
hospital le k ja..
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