A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views

Tell me the names of any 5animals

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me the names of any 5
animals that live in water.
Sardar: Duck
Pathan: Good now tell more.
Sardar: Duck’s mother, father, brother and sister.
Pathan: Well Done

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

musharaf ki car k neechay

musharaf ki car k neechay 1 puppy a k mar gia,he told driver 2 find owner 2 give compensation.driver went and when came back he had a lot of rose around his neck..driver replied "sir mainay ye kaha mian president musharaf ka driver hoon,kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai? ahahahahahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One Miss Call

Pathan:
Miss Apne Kal Mujhe Call Q Ki Thui
Kya Kaam Tha Mujh Se??

Teacher: Main Ne To Koi Call Nhn Ki

Pathan: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe
Kyun Likha Tha 1 Miss Call!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.

BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k din baad sohar ne bhi suicide kar li,

magar SAAS chup aur zinda rahi.

Kiyu?

“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

women

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)