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Urdu Jokes of Pathan Pathan Lateefay Pathan (ricksha wale se) station jane ke kitne paise lo ge ? Ricksha Wala : 50 rupay. Pathan : 20 le lo ? Rickha Wala : 20 main kon le kar jae ga? Pathan : Peeche betho hum le ke jae ga :D Aik pathan ka school main new admission hoa. Teacher : batao Allama Iqbal kon hain ? Pathan : hum ko kia pata . hum aaj hi to aya hai. Sardar Joke Urdu .
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1498 views
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Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:
Mari taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar nikly ga.
Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use kar
Micro k sath
High Resolution me pic aani chahiay
Facebook pe upload karni hy
wrna paise nhi milen ge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikale ga.."
Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me Yay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha
cheating nahi karne de raha tha..
1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di..
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya..
2nd bencher pehle se :- yaar tune kya likha... ??
1st bencher ne kaha:-“SIR , Peeche se aapki pant phati hui hai.. :D :O :p*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Mobile Company me job k liye gya.
Pehle hi sawal me use maar kar bhaga diya gya.
Sawal tha -Sabse famous Network kaun sa he.?
Sardar : Cartoon Network !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?papa-beta
hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain.beta-
isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
A man ordered a dish in a restaurant and was surprised to see the quantity of food to be half of what it was the previous day.
He called the waiter and asked why the quantity is nearly half.
Waiter asked: where did you sit yesterday?
The man was shocked and angry at the question but said, it has nothing to do with my question, but anyway, i sat beside the window.
Waiter: That makes sense. We always serve more food at the seats beside the windows. It gets us good publicity :)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:
Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?
Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega-
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar k ghar chor aagya Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay NIKAL gya
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Sardar: Aik tay chori utto Saday nal RESSAN… ?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai
Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)