Pathan
Urdu Jokes of Pathan Pathan Lateefay Pathan (ricksha wale se) station jane ke kitne paise lo ge ? Ricksha Wala : 50 rupay. Pathan : 20 le lo ? Rickha Wala : 20 main kon le kar jae ga? Pathan : Peeche betho hum le ke jae ga :D Aik pathan ka school main new admission hoa. Teacher : batao Allama Iqbal kon hain ? Pathan : hum ko kia pata . hum aaj hi to aya hai. Sardar Joke Urdu .
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 974 views
Similar Jokes
ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai? ladki-bihar mein
boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police constable to his son
"tumhara result acha nahee aya
Aj sy tumhara khelna & t.v band!"
Son:yeh 50 rupay pakro & mamla yaheen khatam kr
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife TV Par Cricket Match Dekh Rahi Thi,
Husband Smart Sa Banke Aaya Aur Bola,
Husband: “Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hoon?”
Tabhi Wife Zor se Chillayi: “Chhakkaaaa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Admi Khudkush Dhamaka Kerne Gaya
Police Ko Dekh Ker Jab Button
Dabaya To Button Kharab Ho Gaya
Aur Hamla Awar Behosh Hogaya
Hospital Mai
Nurses Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga
Jannat Ki Aur Hoorain Kahan Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.
Santa: “Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La”
Patni: “Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nahi”
Santa: “Haan Hai To Bade Kanjoos Or Kamine Log, Chal Apni Hi Almaari Se Nikaal Le“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
E.C.G of a Student:
Normal Heart
_,-._/\_,-._/\,_,-._
... EXAM Time:
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_
&
When Results r
Anounced
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Technological Mistake;
.
.
Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the
gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says;
"can I kiss u?
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nhi.
+
.
This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl's little brother appears on door,
says;
.
.
.
+
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"papa keh rahy hen, tum isay kiss do ya na do
tmhari marzi.. pr is begairt sy kaho INTERCOM k
button say hath utha ly.
Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai..:P :D ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Na cheeno mere mulk ki larkion se M0BILE ki service
"FARAZ"
Aik yehi to KaaM hy jiski waja se wo ghar k kam waqt se pehle kar leti ha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Siasatdano Se Bhari Hoi Ek Bus
Driver Se Beqabo Hokar Pul Se Nichi Gir Kar Ek Keht Mai Ja Gusi. Kisan Ne Awaz Sunkar Ghar Se Bahar Aya Or Sari Siasatdano Ko Dafnaya..
2 Din Baad Police Wahan Ayi
Khasta Hal Bus Dekni Ke Baad Kisan Se Pocha “Kia Sare Siasatdan Mar Chuke The?
Kisan Ne Kaha Nhin G Kuch To Keh Rahe The Ki Wo Zinda Hai Magar Jinab Aap Ko To Pata Hai K
Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)