Qatil kise kahte hain
Teacher:qatil kise kehte hain?
Pthan:mujhe nai pata.
Techer:agr ap apne ku qatal kar do tu ap kia howe.
Pathan:yateem
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 557 views
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