pathan to friend

Pathan: Raat Mujhe ek Aadmi ne Chaqu dikha kar loot liya:

Frend: Lekin tere paas to humesha Gun hoti hai.

Pathan: Woh maine Chhupa di thi, Warna woh bhi le jata.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 592 views
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