ABBA KI BARAT MA

Tamam Pakistanio ko inform kia jata hy k hr match hm nhi jeet skte q k baqi teams yahan apne ABBA ki Barat ma nhi i hy!

A Pblic Service Msg by

Shahid AFRIDI:)

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