Tamam Pakistanio ko inform kia jata hy k hr match hm nhi jeet skte q k baqi teams yahan apne ABBA ki Barat ma nhi i hy!

A Pblic Service Msg by

Shahid AFRIDI:)

by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!) / 1040 views

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wapda Laya Naya Package

Dear Customr,

Ab”WAPDA”
Laya Naya Packeg.

“5 Ka 55?

Yani her ghnta 5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.

Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.

2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.

3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne!se jannat mein jane k ziada amkanat.

4-Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shamuliat.

Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai

“WAPDA” or awaam ki GAALIAN hamesha ka sath” :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain

Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko Bohat Mara.

Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,

MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Ek student Exam hall mai Paper par apna Panja Bana raha tha
Examiner: Beta Paper mai tu Hand ka diagram wala koi Question nahi
Student: Mai Paper Banany Waly par
Laanat bhaij raha hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa

Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji ko BAAP samjhoTodhi der baad door bell bajati hai uss ka sohar aata hai

Saas: Bahu se kon hai?Bahu: Maa BHAI SAHIB aaye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)