Income and age
An old man married a young Girl, Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 752 views
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