Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1167 views
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