8 Reasons Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.


*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 1228 views

Race lagate hain

santa:chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo rs.1000
dega. banta :thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata .
santa:bas tu mere peece peeche rehna.
banta :thanx bhai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

wife gana ga rhi thi

Wife Gana gaa rahi thi

Husband: Jab tum Gati ho to Lagta he Indra Gandhi ga rahi ho

Wife: Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi aata tha

Husband: Te Anni diye tenu kera aanda Ay

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

1 halki c muskuraht

1 halki c muskuraht
Hazaron dil jeet sakti hai
Hans k to dikhao

(@ .. @)
(<;;;;;;>)
O tera pala ho jay
Tu ty mera v hasa kad dita a

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek teacher ki

Ek baar ek teacher ki posting....ek adiwasi (tribal) area ke school me ho gyi

Teacher: hello students sabse pehle mujhe ye batao
k mere aanay se pehle wale teachers kaise the.....?.
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Poori class ek saath : Madam....very delicious.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ll married men say after yrs of

ll married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)