Me aaj aapni bike dho raha tha
Me aaj aapni bike dho raha
tha,itane me dad aaye n chilla ke
bole,
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kameene aaj fir ladki ghumayega
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lo banda ab aapni bike bhi nahin
dho sakata aaramse......!: P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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