Nend ati hai
Neend aati hai to Khuab aata hai,
Khuabon main Ek Larki aati hai,
Larki k peechy uska Baap aata hai,
Phir Na Neend aati hai, Na Khuab aata hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 826 views
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Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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2sray din wapis dene chala gya.
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78th Episode:Dosti ho JAti ha.
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310th Episode:
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Larki Ka Shohar Mar Gya.
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570 Episode:
Larka ki Shadi ho gai.
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2no Phir Milay Purani Mohabbat zinda Hui.
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800th Episode:
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?
Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni
gol Krenge?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)