Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?” He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views

Best friend

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude
and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not
want to insult you by offering payment. But I
would like for you to know that I had mentioned
you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor
emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d
like to make a little change…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Akalmand Pappu

Akalmand Pappu xD
Pappu: "I Love You,,
Girl: "Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya.??
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Pappu:" OH Ho Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA SHURU,,
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Aur gift bhi kya maang rhi hai chappal :p
Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha se..:p :D
I hate u :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sheeshay k samny

Mirassi sardio mein kese nahatay hain?
sheeshay k samny khare hote hain,
phr sheshay pe pani phenk k kehte hain!
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“oye mar gaye, enna thanda pani :):-D;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Urdu to english translate

Teacher:sarak pe golian chal rahi thi .
Is english me tarnslate karo.
Student:tablets were going on the road.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)