MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 655 views

Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty

Sardar Jee As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height

Hero:I Don’t Knw Swiming

Sardar Jee :Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty …

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Baniye Ka Bhoot

Muftimal Baniye Ke Bete Ko Bhoot Chad Gaya, Baniye Ne Uska Koi Ilaaj Na Karvaya.

Teen Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Ojha Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola,

Bhoot: “Ojha Sahab, Mujhe Bahar Nikalo, Warna Mein To Bhukha Hi Mar Jaunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Subha k 2 kaam

Subha uth k 2 kam kar liya karo aik ye k Allah ka shukar ada kia karo k tum zinda ho.
2 detol se munh dho liya karo ta keh dosre bi zinda rah saken.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)