Stop Giving Lectures Girls
Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1302 views
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