Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 880 views

Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh

Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha

B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

“Lipton di cha hai?”

A Punjabi kurri went to A Sardar’s shop and said:-
“Lipton di cha hai?”

Sardar G shrmatay huay:-

” Menu ty nahi hy, Tenu hy ty
LipAt ja”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Phtan galti se samundar me gir gaya

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte
doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar
bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karteho.

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karteho..?Banta- haan

Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaahhi nahi

Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar & Math Teacher

Math Teacher Sardar Se:
Agar Teri 1 Pocket Me 500rs Ho Aur 2sri Me 1000
To Tu Kya
Sochega?

Srdar:Yehi Ki Meine Kisi Aur Ki Paint Pehen Li Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)