Doctor: which soap u use? Santa: Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush Dr: Is gopal an international company Santa: No gopal is my room mate .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 654 views

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha Aur Ghar Mein Darte Darte Enter Hua

Father: Kahan Tha Ab Tak, Itna Late Kaise Hua,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,

Yeh Sun Kar Unhone Sabhi Khaas Doston Ko Phone Laga Diya,

Friend 1: Ji Uncle Yahi Pe Tha, Just Ghar Ke Liye Nikla Hai,
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….

Best Friend: Friend 4: Haan Papa Boliye, Kuch Kaam Tha !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I would rather see

Crack: I would rather see Banta hanged.
Jack: You marry him and it wont be long before he
will hang himself

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

manager to sardar

manager to pathan: you are appointed 4 job
ur salary is 30,000
next year it will be 50,000.

sardar: ok
i will join next year

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)

Tu derhti pe chahye jahan bhi rhe gi

Boy :tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rhegi tujhe teri
khusbu se Pehchan Lunga
Girl: Ma KASAM mujhe phle se hi shak tha k tu
sala"KUTTA" he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa.

Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?

Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)