Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha
Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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