Khirki Khuli.. Zulfein Urein..
Socha… Husne Jamal Ka Didar Tha,
Par… Zulfein Hatein To Qismat Phooti.
Wo To Kangi Karta Hua Sardar Tha…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 815 views

is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi ker lo.
Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi.
Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Laash

Santa Ki Mout Bijli Girne Se Hui
Par Laash Muskurati Mili
God Ne Pucha Aisa Kyon?

Santa: O G Mainu Lagya Si
Koi Meri Photu Le Raha Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Life is full of problems.

Life is full of problems.

But some peopels have discovered a few simple KEYS to remove all tensions.

That are,?

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Saanu-Key,?

Hor Key,?

Teno key ?

Ay key ?

Hoya key ?

ty Fer Key ?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A baby monkey asks his father

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)