Pathan
Height of common sense
Techer:Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehle or
Awaz Bad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan:q K Hamari Ankhen Agey Hen or Kaan Peeche hen;-)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 607 views
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