Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
Santa :
Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta :
I Dont No But It Starts Wid”T”
Santa :
Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai
Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 767 views
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