pathan or qabristan
pathan cycle par jaa rha tha key galti se qabristan me ghuss gya aur jub bahir nikla toh bola
uffff.... khudaya ye konsa road tha jiss mein itna jump tha
by amir kamal (few years ago!) / 908 views
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