Phatan ne bank se loan le ker

Pathan Ne Bank Se Loan Le Kar Car Li Lekin Loan
Wapas Na Kar Saka Bank Walay Car Le Gaye
Pathan: Pehlay Pata Hota
To Shadi Bhi Bank Se Loan Le Kar Karta!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 765 views
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