1 Rupia dede Baba

Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba

Aadmi:
Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho

fakeer:Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 955 views
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Once a Sardarji was travelling

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. 

Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pappu in Aeroplane

Pappu Jahaz main khara hua aur Zor se chillaya "HI JACK"...
Sab ronay lagy.

Or Pareshan ho gaye.
Kuch dair bad Jack uth kar bola: "HI PAPPU." :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ki Dua

Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
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by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha

Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha Maangte Hue
Dekha, Netaji Unke Paas gaye Aur Samjhaya, Beta
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Rs Bhi Bheek nahi Mili.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Orat ki bv jo nai hoti

Orat ke zindagi lambi,haseen hansti muskrati aur tention se azad kiun hoti hai?


Sardar :very simpale kiun k aurat ki koi bv nai hoti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
dost or ap ki lover doob rahay hoon to

Teacher:
Ager aap ka dost or ap ki lover doob rahay
hoon to aap kis ko bachao gay?

Student:
Doob jane do dono kamino ko.
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 glass juice

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Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
wife wants to drive the new car.

wife wants to drive the new car.
husband don’t wants to give her .
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Loetry

BV-Mera Manna hai Shadi ek lotery Hai
Pati-Mai aisa nahi manta
BV-Kyu
Pati-Qki lautry me dobara kismat azmane ka
mauka jo milta hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Na Jana Ya Ullu Ka Patha U Kon Hia

Aik Pathan Dosry Sa Apko Kabi Kisi Sa Pyar Hoia Hia?

Haan Yar Per Wo Manti Hi Nahi

Acha Kia Khati Hia?

Khati Hia

I Love U

Na Jana Ya Ullu Ka Patha U Kon Hia…….:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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