1 Rupia dede Baba

Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba

Aadmi:
Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho

fakeer:Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views
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